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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do women have sex with dogs?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

No way

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Gastroenterologist shares 5 early warning signs of poor liver health: From loss of appetite to dark patches on face - Hindustan Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour overview trailer - Nintendo Everything

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Belmont Stakes: Hill Road faces challenges beyond tough field - Horse Racing Nation

So they tried

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture

share office space ...

No go.

They put up a sign reading

NASA unexpectedly finds 'X-shaped structures' in Earth’s upper atmosphere, which they can’t fully explain - Earth.com

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Utah health officials monitoring potential measles exposure in southwestern Utah - KSL.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...