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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

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No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you like high heels?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is Harry Sisson such a whiny hypocrite? He complained about President Trump going to the Super Bowl "costing millions of taxpayers' dollars," but not a word when Taylor Swift, another multimillionaire, did the same thing.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What are the symptoms of Sjogren’s?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes